punchself:

temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent

(via seanp0donnell)

  • American: I want to live in the UK.
  • Asian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Indian: I want to live in the UK.
  • African: I want to live in the UK.
  • Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
  • Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
  • Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
  • French: I want to live in the UK.
  • Brazilian: I want to live in the UK.
  • British: wat
  • Irish: feckin' English bastards

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via sighsob)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(Source: goldenshawty, via curvyhipsredlips)

katara:

I don’t ever regret a friendship sure you lose friends sometimes but it was nice while it lasted even if I hate you now and wouldn’t shed a tear at your obituary 

(via sighsob)

Matthew Timothy Healy (2014)

(Source: adoringmatty, via sighsob)

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